Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Headlines - Tuesday

Happy St. Patrick's Day!
 
 
 
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Let the Thing Be Pressed
 
Still no end in sight to the corruption in Washington. While the Democrats now control both houses of Congress and the White House, the raging wildfire of corruption continues unabated.http://www.truthout.org/031609J
 
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Dennis Kucinich, the shortest guy in Congress with the biggest pair, calls for investigation into "Executive Assassination Ring":                    http://www.afterdowningstreet.org/node/40755
 
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A debate between President Barack Obama and Rush Limbaugh? If it ever happens, Dick Cheney will be in line for a ticket.

"I'd pay to see that," the former vice president said Sunday.
 
I'm sure you would, and you've got plenty of blood money to pay for it with, Mr. Halliburton.
 
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Republicans rewrite history in crying socialism: http://www.mercurynews.com/opinion/ci_11911572?nclick_check=1
 
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We Just Don't Understand Them Rich CEOs!

 

 

In a speech to the US Chamber of Commerce on Wednesday, JP Morgan Chase CEO James L. "Jamie" Dimon said the banking system can recover by year end if US officials stop the "constant vilification of corporate America" and work with the financial sector to end the crisis.

He doesn't understand what all the criticism of Wall Street is about, he says, adding,
"I would ask a lot of our folks in government to stop doing it because I think it's hurting our country."

 

 
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Really?

The current Rethug talking point is, "Obama needs to run the country like a business."

Really? He should run the country into the ground to drive up its stock prices with short-term thinking that sacrifices the future for short-term profit, then give himself big bonuses as he fires thousands of Americans due to the impending bankruptcy of the country?

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Forget about all the kids living in foster care ...
 
Last Thursday, the Georgia House passed a bill that declares embryos are children and therefore can be adopted. Meanwhile, the Georgia Senate passed a bill that defines a living human embryo as a person and prohibits the destruction of an embryo for any reason, such as scientific research (you know, like that stem cell research thing Obama lifted the ban on).
 
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A special place in hell will be reserved for these people
 
Medicare Advantage sellers trick elderly into giving up benefits:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/16/medicare-advantage-seller_n_175324.html 
 
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How does donating to Mitt Romney's PAC
stimulate the economy? There would seem
to be some links in the causal chain missing
here.
 
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Check out these stunning animal photos by Igor Siwanowicz.
 
 
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funny pictures
 
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Neal Horsley
Anti-Abortion Activist

Dear Mr. Horsley,

I have terrible news--news that will most certainly affect you directly as an admitted mule romancer (audio). At this moment, the Florida legislature is acting to criminalize one of our most cherished heartland values, livestock love.

But that's not the worst of it. One legislator, Sen. Larcenia Bullard of Miami, discovered wording that would exempt the practice of "animal husbandry" from being prosecuted under the proposed law. Yes, you read that right. One of the Heartland's most cherished traditional values, livestock love, will soon be a violation of the law, but "husbanding" the same livestock will be allowed. Here's what Sen. Bullard had to say about it:

People are taking these animals as their husbands? What's husbandry...So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?
We need your help to stop this legislative travesty. Are you available to testify about the special bond a man can have with his mule and how marrying it could starve the relationship of all its beauty and excitement?

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot 

 
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The General: Anyone interested in Mormon temple weirdness go here.
 
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Wonkette
 
Levi Johnston will maybe marry that Bristol gal, later
 
Only six months ago, Levi Johnston was just another dumb kid in the Alaskan outback of tattoo parlors and Taco Bells, banging a cute high school girl whose mom was something or other down in Juneau — president, maybe? And then it turned out the high school girl was, in fact, knocked up, from the abstinence. And her mom was running for vice president, although it was pretty clear that she was angling for the top job, which she could maybe get after her try-anything enabler died of Extreme Old Age and Crankiness, on Inauguration Day, assuming those clowns could actually get elected, which they didn't, thank christ. Anyway, ABC News went and chased down poor dumb Levi Johnston again, now that Bristol Palin has officially done what everyone in America expected her to do: dump his lame ass, and "sanctity of marriage" be damned along with anything else inconvenient for the Palin Regime.

Some people, like your editor's co-editor S.K. Smith, feel "bad" about always hating on these waterhead kids, but that is silly. These Wasilla snowbillies are terrible. If you shot all the nation's Levi Johnstons into space and dumped them somewhere beyond the asteroid belt, America might have a chance to recover from its four-decade plunge into idiocy.

Anyway, there's video of this embarrassing encounter here, at the ABC News website. Basically, Levi has another shoddy version of the latest batch of televised lies from Bristol and whatever his sister "Mercedes" said to the supermarket tabloid. And maybe he and Bristol will get married later, once he is "mature." He might have his own little pill-dealing business someday!

Oh yeah and this:

"[There are] a lot of changes when you're a father, when you hold him for the first time, you know. I don't do a lot of things I used to anymore, I'll tell you that."

One of those lost pleasures is "banging Sarah Palin's daughter." Tragic.

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WH press secretary Robert Gibbs responded to the comically inappropriate Dick "Dick" Cheney teevee special yesterday - the one on which CNN's John King did not even ask about Cheney's secret death squad of assassins but did ask about whether Obama was "brazenly" trying to screw & cripple America with his lies — with some modest inappropriateness of his own: "I guess Rush Limbaugh was busy, so they trotted out the next most popular member of the Republican cabal." The Hill
 
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Delusional incompetence on display!
 
 
Pat Boone had a dream. He dreamed that he was president - which would be our nightmare. 

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Equal rights victory
 
They're going after Mrs. Madoff's money, too.

Bernard Madoff's wife could theoretically claim more than $100 million in assets -- and should forfeit it all, according to federal prosecutors.

The move by prosecutors seeks the court's help in recovering $22 million in Madoff properties, all of which are solely in Ruth Madoff's name except for one $3 million property. It also seeks $62 million in cash and securities in her name, $10 million in furnishings in the properties and $10 million for a yacht and other boats. -
ap via yahoo finance

Ruth did some "bookkeeping" for her husband, for god's sake. She knew what was going on. You can't claim "victimhood" because you're the female and that bad ol' male kept you down and in the dark.
 
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Wake the hell up Mr. Obama and Democratic members of Congress
 
Washington, D.C. - Representative Thaddeus McCotter (R-MI), Chairman of Republican House Policy Committee and the first member of Congress to oppose the Wall Street bailout, released the following statement in response to AIG's announcement of executive bonuses totaling $165 million:  
 
"AIG has affronted and defied the public and its representative government.  This 'too big to fail' company that is now 80 percent owned by the American taxpayer, is now lavishing its executives with $165 million in bonuses.  For what? 
 
Abject failure. 
 
"In point of fact, this institution is 'too big to succeed.'  It has received over $150 billion from taxpayers' who played by the rules and suffer from the misfeasance of AIG and other gigantic financial institutions; yet it is no closer to solvency and responsible behavior than it was when it first received billions in taxpayers' aid.   
 
It is despicable that AIG and others defend these bonuses as legally enforceable contractual obligations that cannot be broken.  Our own domestic automakers are bound by legally enforceable contractual obligations with the United Auto Workers.  But, in return for a TARP financed bridge loan, this has not prevented government from forcing our auto companies and the union from renegotiating contracts and continuing the painful restructuring hurting working families. 
 
"No more double standards; no more 'necessary evils' AIG has insulted and defied the American people and their representative government.  The time has come to cut off all taxpayer support for AIG; break it up; and end its bleeding of American taxpayers."

Someone had to say it, but did it have to be a Republican? 

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Nobody could have predicted that Geithner and Summers would be tools

Tools of Wall Street, tools of the status quo, just tools in general.

Nobody could have predicted, that is, except for the same dirty hippie bloggers that correctly predicted the disaster that Iraq would become, and correctly predicted that Bush's War on Terror would accomplish the direct opposite of its stated goals, and correctly predicted the housing bust, and the move from subprime mortgages in crisis to a general mortgage crisis. . .

Now these same dirty hippie bloggers - one of whom is a Nobel laureate, not that it matters - are correctly calling out Geithner and Summers for their methods in dealing with AIG.  As Atrios says, little Timmy Geithner has his hands in America's cookie jar, and he's throwing chocolate chip cookies to all of his little friends from down The Street.

http://www.cogitamusblog.com/2009/03/nobody-could-have-predicted-that-geithner-and-summers-would-be-tools.html

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12/23/08: American Express Will Get $3.39 Billion in TARP Funds

3/16/09:
American Express paid CEO $27.3 million in 2008

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The Freeman Affair: killing a chicken to scare the monkeys: http://alterx.blogspot.com/2009/03/freeman-affair-killing-chickens-to.html

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A 'moderate' pick for appeals court?

I suppose we should be grateful he isn't a Republican. But wouldn't it be nice if we had some, you know, actual liberals to counterbalance the wingnuts with whom Bush stacked the federal courts?

He's the nephew of Lee Hamilton of the worthless 9/11 whitewash committee fame.

 

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4,259 soldiers killed in Iraq; 666 in Afghanistan.

A new USA Today/Gallup poll finds that American support for the U.S.-led war in Afghanistan is at a new low. Forty-two percent said the U.S. "made 'a mistake' in sending military forces to Afghanistan — the highest since the start of the war — and up from 30% in February and 6% in January 2002. Thirty-eight percent said the war is going well — "the lowest percentage since that question was asked in Sept. 2006."

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The Pope shouldn't speak about things he knows nothing about

....he just said that the international community "can't resolve [the problem of AIDS in Africa] with the distribution of condoms. On the contrary, it increases the problem." The Pope described the "current crisis as the consequence of 'a deficit of ethics in economic structures'" and said that it can give "spiritual and moral" suggestions.

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US injecting billions into foreign central banks: http://www.mashget.com/politics/2009/03/17/us-injecting-billions-into-foreign-central-banks/

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