Monday, July 2, 2012

Headlines - Monday July 2

Roberts jokes he needs a hideout, and says he hopes the court will be remembered for "protecting equal justice under the law." With the First Circuit Defense of Marriage act constitutional challenge moving swiftly his way, let's hope he means it.
If you're a hotshot at Morgan, here's what you get when you do:
JPMorgan Chase & Co. (JPM)'s decision to let Chief Investment Officer Ina Drew retire four days after the bank disclosed a $2 billion loss in her division allowed her to walk away with about $21.5 million in stock and options.

A 30-year JPMorgan veteran, Drew also had accumulated 661,000 unrestricted shares of common stock worth about $23.7 million based on the May 14 closing price, $9.7 million in deferred compensation and $2.6 million in pension pay as of Dec. 31, according to company filings. Altogether, Drew's stock, pension and deferred pay come to about $57.5 million.

Imagine that. Cost your employer $2 billion and walk away with over $50 million? Who WOULDN'T take that deal?

Pot meet Kettle - or rather Dingbat meet Meathead

"First off, Nancy Pelosi is a dingbat," Palin said on Fox News' "Hannity." "She is the perfect spokesperson for this whole agenda of the far left running the Democrat Party." I know a lot of Democrats who are absolutely embarrassed and disgusted with what her and Harry Reid's leadership has provided the Democrat Party," Palin continued, without naming anyone specifically. "They want to bail out of the Democrat Party specifically because of the things that she says, the things that she does, what it is that she represents."

I know abut 7 billion humans who are absolutely embarrassed and disgusted with the fact Sarah Heath Palin was ever born

"Scientology back in news," Murdoch tweeted. "Very weird cult, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in hierarchy." "Watch Katie Holmes and Scientology story develop," Murdoch wrote. "Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people."

It is amazing how introspective both Murdoch and Palin are

The whole Republican party is one giant creepy cult
A Meathead who is afraid to talk about his religion for fear of "alienating" the Christian Crazies
A Little Girl married to a "man" who runs gay conversion clinics
A Dingbat from Wasilla who doesn't read, went to 5 colleges, makes up words, uses the term "blood libel" when a Jewish Congresswoman was shot and sees Russia from her house
A true model for Archie Bunker

Boy, the way Glen Miller played. Songs that made the hit parade.
Guys like us, we had it made. Those were the days.
Didn't need no welfare state. Everybody pulled his weight.
Gee, our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days.
And you know who you were then, girls were girls and men were men (except Marcus Bachmann).
Mister, we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again.
People seemed to be content. Fifty billion paid the rent.
Freaks were in a circus tent. Those were the days.
Take a little Sunday spin, go to watch the GOP win.
Have yourself a dandy day that cost you under a fin.
Hair was short and skirts were long. Kate Smith really sold a song.
Democrats and Black President were went wrong. Those Were The Days.



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