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Libtard Victory: Fearful Glenn Beck Moving Away From New York
Uh, New York hippie gangs win! The giant fire-breathing progressive lynch mob that tried to murder Glenn Beck and his family in Bryant Park made them decide to get the hell out and not wait to be eaten. Like in the zombie movies! So they are moving to Texas to live in a suburban gated community full other fearful rich white idiots, as God intended. Why would someone like Beck want to ever live near a socialist cesspool like New York to begin with? It's New York, where the nightmare apocalypse sins of socialism are constantly tempting God to destroy the city every day with its freely roaming gays, its public transportation, its public schools and its Jon Stewart show. Exactly. So Glenn Beck is not only going to escape the Eastern seaboard, he will go to Texas, thereby putting a human shield of several millions people between him and New York. Try to get him now, zombie libturds!
From WOAI.com:
Beck stated, "As we build a new media, I'm not building it in New York."
New York has not been friendly to Beck. He told the story Tuesday of how a mob of liberals verbally assaulted him and his wife in Bryant Park while watching an outdoor movie. Beck said cinemagoers turned on him during Monday's screening of Alfred Hitchcock's "The 39 Steps." One person, he said, shouted "We hate conservatives here" and another yelled "We're in New York and we hate Republicans."
"You would think there would be some common decency, especially among the culturally superior here in New York," he said on his show.
At least there is still some proof that collective action works. Good riddance. [WOAI.com/ NY Daily News]
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Ohio GOP Lawmaker Celebrates Being Pro-Life By Driving Drunk
Republican "moral math" alert! Ohio state representative Robert Mecklenborg was arrested for driving around drunk on an Indiana state highway, which is sort of an "anti-life" thing to do, you might say. But just a few days ago, he also voted for the Fetal Heartbeat Bill, one of those fake "pro-life" thingies that Republicans love. Do they cancel each other out? Mecklenborg thought so, as he failed to tell anyone at the Ohio Statehouse about his arrest. Mecklenborg was also – hey hey! – full of Viagra and accompanied by a lady, presumably on a little super-sanctified sexytime trip to make their own angry fetus. That's worth a few very literal "pro-life" points! So whatever, Mecklenborg is still against death on balance, why should anyone care? READ MORE »
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Republican Voters Hate All Their 2012 Candidates
Despite everybody being all "eh" on Barack Obama, he's still got an approval rating in the middle 40s, which is probably enough to coast to re-election — especially when Republicans are so depressed by their own candidates that a mass suicide of Hoveround-Rascal riders is a distinct possibility next November. According to a new study that proves the GOP is sadder than a goth girl on prom night, overwhelming 67% of Republican voters say "none of the above" when asked which GOP presidential candidate gets them all excited.
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