"Dazed and battered survivors, half-naked and dripping in highly combustible gas, crawled inch by inch in pitch darkness, willing themselves to the lifeboat deck...Crew members, certain they were about to be cooked alive, scrambled into enclosed lifeboats for shelter, only to find them like smoke-filled ovens." - The Bush-loving New York Whore Times, describing the same event, Link
The confession was published in a Belgian newspaper Wednesday and confirmed by the organization the priest founded, deepening a sex-abuse scandal that has rocked the Catholic Church in the country. After a spate of accusations this year, the church in September published the harrowing accounts of more than 100 victims of clerical sex abuse, some as young as 2 when they were assaulted. In October, after supporters of 85-year-old Francois Houtart began working to nominate him for the Nobel, a woman contacted the nonprofit organization he founded and said the priest had abused her brother 40 years ago, according to its director, Bernard Duterme.
In the annals of reaching to attain victimization, this Gary Bauer piece should be considered an award winning attempt.
On Christmas Eve Salon published a list of Wingnutopia's most crazy made-up Obama scandals for 2010.
Can you believe it's been nearly 38 years since Roe v. Wade was settled? That's the lifetimes of like two and a half Justin Biebers. So it should come as no surprise that we still have to hear about this thing day in and day out, yes? Good, because that's the case. Fetuses did not do much themselves this year, but former fetuses, people who think they still know what it's like to be a young fetus today, did. Among them, of course, was the Bush family, who let us know about the amusing time Barbara had a miscarriage and the fetus was stuffed in a jar that was then stuffed in George W.'s face, still warm. This is always such a fun issue. READ MORE »
Judith Miller was once an important war reporter person at The New York Times, but then she was sent to jail. But not for writing up fake stories about weapons of mass destruction that helped the Bush administration wage an illegal war! No, it was because she protected Scooter Libby's telling her the name of Valerie Plame, another person from that decade. Anyway, Miller has finally found an actual journalism job, and it's with Newsmax, which is rather hilarious, because that's not really quite journalism, especially for a former Times reporter. Let us look at the stupid e-mails those people have sent us recently and use them to make fun of her.
Here are some subject lines from the past few weeks:
1 'Weird' Trick of a Tiny Belly?
Exposed: Stop Wearing Glasses; Restore Your Eyesight Without Surgery?
Ronald Reagan's 100th Birthday Fast Approaching
Is Your Prostate Keeping You Up at Night?
The Jesus Question: Will He Ever Return?
Rub it on Anywhere it Hurts and Feel the Difference – Within Minutes
Mike Huckabee Says Veto-Proof Repeal Possible!
Palin Tells Barbara Walters: I Read Newsmax
Congrats to Judith Miller, who will now report whatever the acai berries tell her to write. [Weigel]
Katsav, 65, likely faces from four to 16 years in prison for the crimes, which included two counts of raping an employee in 1998 when he was tourism minister and lesser counts of indecent acts and sexual harassment involving two other women who worked for him when he was president.