Headlines - Tuesday May 22

 

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Notable gorgon hell-beast Phyllis Schlafly's The Eagle Forum and the Franklin Center for Government & Public Integrity are trying to organize (I kid you not) The Breitbart Awards and Dinner, to pay tribute to the monumental achievements of Andrew Breitbart's work, and the recognition of those who continue his legacy by carrying the torch for freedom and truth. I assume it will feature an open bar and barfing for skill and accuracy. (Breitbart Awards)

 

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CHRISTIAN LOVE: North Carolina Pastor Calls For Rounding Up "Queers" In An Electrified Pen & Letting Them Die

Towleroad blogger Andrew Belonsky has the quote from North Carolina's Pastor Charles L. Worley, who clearly wants some of the same attention recently given NC's Pastor Sean Harris:

"I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers," he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. "Build a great, big, large fence — 150 or 100 mile long — put all the lesbians in there... Do the same thing for the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified so they can't get out… And you know what, in a few years, they'll die." Worley fails to understand that gay people are born, not made, and that there would just be more LGBT folk coming down the line."

Video of the love here.

 

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So, who still wants to expose the evil secret teachings of the Mormons, because Mitt Romney is one of them and he is running for president? This wishy-washy Beltway Wonkette hack author doesn't and can't imagine that any of the millions of liberals who've said "A candidate's religious beliefs shouldn't matter" or "Even if he was a Muslim, it wouldn't matter" would suddenly find Mitt Romney's religion in need of serious journalistic investigation. Oh, and the Evangelicals don't care, actually, as this sorta-desperate and thin Washington Post report shows. Back in 1857, see, while the Mormons were on the move after being killed and expelled everywhere they went for being in the wrong religion, a rag-tag Mormon Militia ended up "turning the tables" and killing 120 people in Arkansas. The dead Arkansas people's descendants still talk about it from time to time. So will the Republicans there vote for Romney, after he killed all of those people? Of course they will, because that was 150 years ago and Mitt Romney didn't do it and they hate Barack Obama more than anything.

 

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Just in case there are any Republican lurkers this morning, here's how global warming and global dimming works, courtesy of the Weather Channel (who are obviously part of the liberal conspiracy).

Amazing how all of that myth is lingering over Chinese cities. I mean, you can see the myth from space.

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Obama was asked about Bain at the NATO summit yesterday, and gave a great answer.

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Group calls on Kentucky church to give up tax exemptions over anti-Obama sermon

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Yesterday, NATO allies formally agreed to end the decade-long war in Afghanistan and transition power over to the Afghanistan government by 2013, committing to withdraw international troops next summer.

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The ratings for Rush Limbaugh's radio show have dropped significantly in key markets since he attacked Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke as a "prostitute" and a "slut" after she spoke out in favor of the Obama administration's contraception rule requiring coverage at no additional cost. Despite claiming in March that his ratings were up 60 percent, Limbaugh's numbers have fallen 27 percent in the 25-54 demographic in New York City, 31 percent in Houston-Galveston, 40 percent in Seattle-Tacoma, and 35 percent in Jacksonville, Politico reports. The numbers come from a selection of the March 29 to April 25 Arbitron ratings.

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Members of Congress love to grandstand about allegedly idiotic studies being funded by federal grants. But guess what? It turns out that a lot of this dumb sounding research ends up being pretty useful:

 

Federally-funded research of dog urine ultimately gave scientists and understanding of the effect of hormones on the human kidney, which in turn has been helpful for diabetes patients. A study called "Acoustic Trauma in the Guinea Pig" resulted in treatment of early hearing loss in infants. And that randy screwworm study? It helped researchers control the population of a deadly parasite that targets cattle - costing the government $250,000 but ultimately saving the cattle industry more than $20 billion, according to Cooper's office.

 

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In a time when gay satan has plagued the churches with rampant homosexual battles, a breath of fresh air has been given to those on the side of good. The righteous have found their cleaner and he knows what he's doing. He is a man of God and he has an impressive way of showing his devotion to the Holy Spirit. His name is John Fiala and he hates gays so much that he had to become one to beat one.

Father John Fiala was a good Catholic priest residing in the great state of Texas. He was always there for the kids, he was quite approachable and he knew where all the good motels were. Father John had a way of connecting with certain lost souls. He had a way of sniffing out those in danger of facing the gay devil nestled within boys. It was a very warm and gay Texas summer day when Father John's pelvic powered Jesus compass pointed straight up to a young boy. This was the moment he was waiting for. This boy was going to be saved! READ MORE »

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Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett has been in hot pursuit of extra-double email verification from the Hawaii government of Barack Obama's birth certificate. Bennett made a pledge to the state's voters — no extra-double email verification, no Obama on the ballot. What's the big deal, haters? He's only seeking this unique extra verification because serious, trustworthy sages such as Jerome Corsi and Joe Arpaio and his 1,200 worst constituents told him it was necessary. It is his duty, to get the birth certificate. Again. For just Obama. It is not pandering, he promises. (Sadly for him, the only other explanation besides pandering would be that he's a genuine warm-blooded idiot.) Now who wants to read his emails with Hawaii officials where he can't offer them a valid statutory need for his request and so turns to whining instead? Oh, please let this play out for a while, please please please! READ MORE »

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Human tear factory John Boehner is shocked — shocked! — that no-goodnik President Divisive wants a "clean" debt limit increase without matching spending cuts. You perhaps remember that this was a big fucking deal last year when all the Tea Party freshman simultaneously went all bananas on John Boehner's ass and refused to pay for what Congress had already spent, because that is just good, responsible budgeting like we all do at home, and this caused the nation's credit to be downgraded to "Gingrich Campaign." You may also remember that they eventually, after much derping, agreed that there would be a mix of cuts to programs cherished by each side if'n they couldn't come up with a compromise on their own. They failed, the "sequester" (cuts) was supposed to take effect, and then HEY HOWDY! just a week or so ago they decided that all their side's cuts would come from the Democrat side of the aisle. That is so weird and totally unexpected! So that is all just "context" for why President The Worst would be all nah John Boehner not this time just raise the fucking debt ceiling no games mang, and now John Boehner, he is breathless with the gall! And that is how it is Barack Obama's fault that the Republicans in the House will let the nation default! READ MORE »