US Senator John McCain is not happy with That One, Barack Obama, making merciless fun of His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney in last night's debate "draw." Bamz was all like "What up, dummy? Can you see Russia from your house?" And Mittens was all like "Does anyone have a stack of illegal notes with which I can wipe my terrible, mortifying flop sweat?" And John McCain was all like "THIS. SHALL. NOT. STAND." Because mocking people for being inexperienced lightweights is just not done.
"Frankly, I don't understand why the president wants to take these kind of cheap shots — bayonets and horses, what's that all about?" he said. "You know, when I debated then-Senator Obama I didn't criticize or belittle his lack of experience on national security issues. And he seemed to take these kind of cheap shots. … I kind of resent it."
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