Thursday, September 1, 2011

Headlines - Thursday September 1

 
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I'm so glad we've moved beyond "Bimbo Teen Barbie" who thought math class was too hard:

JC Penny was called out for selling this t-shirt, emblazoned with the words "I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me." What a positive, empowering message for girls aged 7-16, apparently the target market for this design. The Village Voice reports that JC Penny has quickly pulled the shirt and issued a statement, saying in part "We agree that the "Too pretty" t-shirt does not deliver an appropriate message, and we have immediately discontinued its sale."

Jesus Christ to the power of ten.

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Wisco: Red state welfare queens revisited

And this:

Sorry red states, hope you didn't need this:

Missouri, Tennessee and Alabama should probably start calling Eric Cantor's office right about now.

Cleaning up after Hurricane Irene could cost billions, but FEMA has less than $800 million in its coffers. So the Federal Emergency Management Agency is freezing aid money earmarked for states like Missouri, Tennessee and Alabama that were ravaged by floods and tornados earlier this year – to make sure they have enough to help with the immediate needs of states strafed by Irene.

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Jesus' General reviews Darth Cheney's book. Be sure to vote that you like the review (not the book)

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The Department of Justice today filed suit to block the merger of AT&T and T-Mobile, saying that if the companies were to join, millions of consumers would suffer with higher prices and fewer choices.

This is a victory for anyone who believes in free markets. I mean real free markets. Not crony capitalism. A monopoly is not a free market nor is corporate hegemony over the marketplace.

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This is what science does. Not magic, not prayer, not faith in anything but pure, factual science. "Researchers have shown for the first time that a single intravenous infusion of a genetically engineered virus can home in on cancer, killing tumor cells in patients without harming healthy tissue. Scientists have been intrigued for decades with the idea of using viruses to alert the immune system to seek and destroy cancerous cells. That interest has taken off in recent years as advances in genetic engineering allow them to customize viruses that target tumors. The field received a boost in January when biotech giant Amgen Inc agreed to pay up to $1 billion for BioVex, the developer of experimental cancer-fighting virus OncoVex. But the only "oncolytic virus" so far approved by a regulatory agency is for treatment of head and neck cancer in China. In a study published in the journal Nature on Wednesday, scientists at institutions including the University of Ottawa and privately held biotech company, Jennerex Inc, said a small, early-stage trial of experimental viral therapy JX-954 found that it consistently infected tumors with only minimal and temporary side effects. The experimental virus will next be tested in a mid-stage trial of patients with liver cancer. "With chemotherapy you get drastic side effects," said Dr John Bell, chief scientific officer at Jennerex and senior scientist at the Ottawa Hospital Research Institute. "Patients on this treatment only had 24-hour flu symptoms, and nothing after that." "

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More lies from Tony Perkins - I guess his history with the KKK helps with the scare tactics

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This little film depicts the life of a farmer as he slowly turns his family farm into an industrial animal factory before seeing the errors of his ways and opting for a more sustainable future.

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About fucking time! Apparently, the country has lost its appetite for crazy. First, the Sarah Palin mockumentary opened to empty theaters. Then Michele Bachmann on the cover failed to boost newsstand sales of Newsweek, and Christine "I'm not a witch" O'Donnells book has sold a whopping 2200 copies -- with 1500 of them going to her supporters in Delaware. So our question is this: Why does the rotting press corpse in this country keep giving these crazy bitches oxygen?

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Stop oppressing Whitey!

MSNBC's kindly old grampy character, Pat Buchanan, continues to believe that white people — 70 percent of the population and rulers of the world for thousands of years — are being oppressed.

MSNBC contributor Pat Buchanan took his white man's grievance road show to the Laura Ingraham program today, where he lambasted the Obama administration's effort to hire more minorities to the civil service. He complained that, if anything, there are too many people of color in the federal bureaucracy as it is. Saying minorities are "inordinately overrepresented" in the civil service, Buchanan said there's "affirmative action for women, for Hispanics, and for blacks, but none for white males." The oppressed majority's numbers "are diminishing, dramatically," he warned.

Yep. And Mark Halperin was suspended for saying the word "dick" on Morning Joe.

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Fox host Charles Payne wishes Bill Nye "The Science Guy" would quit confusing his viewers with all of that outlandish science-talk.

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The Center for Responsive Politics is now predicting the 2012 election could cost as much as $6 billion thanks in part to Citizens United.

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Way to go, Utah! Beer Burkas: Utah Legislators Require Restaurants To Install "Zion Curtains" To Prevent Customers From Seeing Beers Being Opened or Poured

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This is downright nuts. Why do we leave our own people with massive bills for wars and then not even enough equipment to get through events like Irene clean-up? These costly wars have to end.

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Who would have guessed that Malaysia, Poland and Lithuania had such fantastic health care? After all, we all know the US has the best of everything. We know this because our political leadership tells us this every day whenever reforms are discussed. How is it possible to be better than number one?

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Jill: Well, I guess Boehner "put him in his place" 

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OMG! Socialism!

In Groton, CT, the town Senior Center has set up showers for people who do not have hot water (as a result of Hurricane Irene).

Socialism!!!! Why isn't
Halliburton setting up some of their electrical showers and charging people to use them?

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What day is it? Oh just any day of the week? Time to quit something, for Freedom!

What a clusterfuck. First Christine O'Donnell was invited to a "tea party" event in Iowa this weekend. Then she was un-invited. Then she was reinvited. Then Sarah Palin said she might not be able to make it. Then O'Donnell was uninvited again. And now Sister Sarah "might" attend. It's increasingly obvious that the tea party can't organize a two-pony parade. Why anyone who wasn't a distopian psychopath would ever vote for a tea party candidate utterly defies comprehension.
 
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haha, we will watch this show instead, whatever it is.
 
The turd-flinging rabid monkey cage match is BACK ON in Washington: GOP lawmakers are holding a bitter, pointless fight with the White House over Barack Obama's Marxist plot to deliver his all-important "hobo jobs for no one" speech to Congress on the VERY SAME NIGHT AT THE VERY SAME HOUR that the GOP is planning to hold its 108th terrible brainless debate of the presidential election season. What will America's viewers choose?  Economic Doom Newzhour with Barack Obama OR the chance to watch Rick Perry curse out Social Security while Rick Santorum humps his leg in the vain hope that some Perry poll number magic might rub off?  READ MORE »
 
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This is akin to treason -- a term we don't toss around lightly in these parts. "I found what appeared to be the minutes of a meeting between senior Libyan officials - Abubakr Alzleitny and Mohammed Ahmed Ismail - and David Welch, the former assistant secretary of state who served under George W Bush and the man who brokered the deal which restored diplomatic relations between the US and Libya in 2008. ... Welch now works for Bechtel, a multinational American company with billion dollar construction deals across the Middle East. The documents record that, on August 2, 2011, David Welch met with Gaddafi's officials at the Four Seasons Hotel in Cairo, just a few blocks from the US embassy there. ... During that meeting Welch advised Gaddafi's team on how to win the propaganda war - suggesting several "confidence building measures", the documents said. The documents appear to indicate that an influential US political personality was advising Gaddafi on how to beat the US and NATO. ... According to the document, as the meeting closed, Welch promised: "To convey everything to the American administration, the congress and other influential figures." But it appears that David Welch was not the only prominent American giving help to Gaddafi as NATO and the rebel army were locked in battle with his regime. ... On the floor of the intelligence chief's office lay an envelope addressed to Gaddafi's son Saif Al-Islam. Inside, I found what appears to be a summary of a conversation between US congressman Denis Kucinich, who publicly opposed US policy on Libya, and an intermediary for the Libyan leader's son. ... It details a request by the congressman for information he needed to lobby American lawmakers to suspend their support for the Libyan National Transitional Council (NTC) and to put an end to NATO airstrikes. According to the document, Kucinich wanted evidence of corruption within the NTC and, like his fellow countryman Welch, any possible links within rebel ranks to al-Qaeda. ... The document also lists specific information needed to defend Saif Al-Islam, who is currently on the International Criminal Court's most wanted list."
 
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Here's an important legal advisory for Florida residents the rest of us can laugh at: it is apparently unlawful in the state of Florida to shack up with a sexytime partner outside of wedlock, if you are straight. Homo sex does not count as real sex in Florida, so teh gayz are in the clear on this one, but for all you other people: get hitched or else! The law is some archaic 19th-century leftover scribbled on a scrap of crusty snot rag probably used by one of the Founding Fathers, i.e. SACRED, so no one has bothered until now to try to repeal it. But who is trying to axe murder family values this time if the homo agenda warriors have no reason to care? The answer is weird! READ MORE »
 
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New Wikileaks revelations suggest that U.S. forces executed a number of women and children in Tikrit, Iraq in 2006 and then used an airstrike to cover up the evidence of the killings. Phillip Alston, U.N.'s special rapporteur on extrajudicial, summary or arbitrary executions, apparently had tried to probe the killings but got no response from the United States, which "was the case with most of the letters to the U.S. in the 2006-2007 period."

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Solyndra, a solar energy company that received $527 million in government loans, has declared bankruptcy. The firm cited difficult global business conditions and stiff competition as factors for its bankruptcy, as had two other solar energy companies that filed for bankruptcy in August. Energy Department officials said China's deep subsidies to solar energy threatened the ability of American firms to compete.

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The California legislature is set to pass the California Dream Act, which would allow illegal immigrants to receive state-financed aid for college. The bill would not create a path to citizenship, but would provide more education benefits for illegal immigrants than any other state. Gov. Jerry Brown (D) said during his campaign last fall that he would sign the bill if it passed.

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Michele Bachmann doubles down on drilling in Everglades - says only radical environmentalists would oppose.

The list of nay-saying "radical environmentalists" include: fellow presidential contender Mitt Romney, President George W. Bush, and his brother former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) — not to mention most Floridians. Indeed, fellow Tea Party leader Rep. Allen West (R-FL) promised yesterday to to "straighten her out" against targeting "an incredible ecosystem." Given Bacmann's renewed obstinence, it's a promise he'll most likely fail to deliver on.

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